San Francisco's Monaco Hotel - A Bay City Luxury Retreat

Enter a luxury cruise liner . . . in a major metropolitanHotel Monaco has teamed up with Yoga Magazine to
area?give you a little workout in your room. Just ring up
When you check in at the Hotel Monaco in Santhe front desk, and they will bring you a
Francisco, it's like boarding an intimate cruise ship ofcomplimentary yoga package with a yoga mat, strap,
the early 1900s and stepping back to the heady daysblock, and instructions. You do the workout with an
of Hemingway and Christie. Get a good look at theinstructor on the TV.
registration desk - it's built to look like an oceanPETS ARE WELCOME
steamer trunk.Although we left our pets at home, the Hotel
Then take a quick stroll to the right, past theMonaco can take care of your four-legged friends in
elevators into the elegant sitting room. Fancifulstyle, taking the term pet-friendly to a new level.
furnishings, high-backed sofas, and a crackling fire allThe Bone-A-Petit package features bottled water, a
make for intimate spaces for private conversations.dog bowl, Good Dog towels, top quality chew toys,
Join your fellow guests in the other sitting room justgourmet dog cookies, Hotel Monaco's temporary dog
past the old marble grand staircase for wine andtags, and clean up bags. You can also request Lassie,
cheese in the afternoons. There you can have yourBabe, and Dr. Doolittle videos from their front desk.
tarot cards read and get a neck and back massage.We didn't get a chance to see if they offered doggie
The decorations evoke the days of elegant travel.yoga.
The art deco flavor and high ceilings made us feel likeAdditionally, the hotel offers Guppy Love, a
we were giant pieces in a grand Monopoly game.complimentary goldfish along with fish toys to keep
We loved the décor of our room - French, fun,you company during your stay. The housekeeping
and boy-oh-boy were the fabrics expensive and fine.staff feeds and takes care of the goldfish - all you
So nice, in fact, that if you smoke in your room, theneed to do is enjoy.
hotel charges an extra $250 cleaning charge. Like allHEART OF THE THEATER DISTRICT
San Francisco hotels built at this time, the HotelThe Hotel Monaco sits in the heart of the theater
Monaco has smaller rooms than you might expectdistrict on Geary Street, just off the famous Union
from a modern luxury hotel. But don't be fooled; thisSquare. From the hotel, you can walk in just minutes
room makes the most of the space - a period armoirto all of San Francisco's most famous theaters:
holds the TV and mini-bar, and a huge circular mirrorOrpheum Theater (which is currently showing The
gives the room lots of light.Lion King, the American Conservatory Theater,
The foundation of any hotel's success is in their bedsCurran Theater (where Phatom of the Opera played
. . . really! If you don't get a good night's sleep, howto packed houses for years), Post Street Theatre,
great can a hotel be? You'll find the Hotel Monaco'sTheatre on the Square, and Yerba Buena Center for
sheets and bedding an inviting way to recover fromthe Arts.
a day of walking through what locals call The City.DINING IN PLEASURE
Dreamy pillow top covers, down pillows and romanticWhen we told a friend, who is a wine collector and
canopies may make you want to stay in. Luckily, thehedonist extraordinaire, that we were staying at the
Grande Café, attached to the hotel hasHotel Monaco, he asked excitedly, "You're eating at
mouth-watering room service. Be sure to order thethe Grand Café then, right? I'll join you." The
"omelet and wine," which comes with a small greenrestaurant is connected to the hotel by a large,
salad, perfect for the lighter appetite.ornate doorway, but the businesses are two
The bathroom more than met our needs with Avedadifferent entities. The Grande Café bills itself as
products and Frette bathrobes. There is also"a French-California brasserie featuring contemporary
complimentary high-speed Internet access, coffeeFrench cuisine influenced by earthy seasonal flavors
service, newspaper, and all the other goodies youand wonderful local ingredients.
expect from a luxury hotel. Plus one more - The